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Red or white?

I had two boa constrictors that I got when they were babies. They were always getting out of their tank. When they got to about six foot, one wrapped itself around the treadmill.

I turned it on and it got flattened! No! I've had so many animals, you wouldn't believe it.

Snakes, eh? Well, I'd better be going.

You're not into smack? I got some straight off the boat. Smack junkies never seem to get bored.

Rare? He'd like it rare.

They can look at their shoes for eight hours and still have a good time. I envy that. Well, it's nice to see you, Joe.

Nice to see you, Sister Jean. Thanks for coming. No problem. I'll see you soon. Bye. Bye-bye now. Will you help me with this dog?

What do you mean "help"?

If people see me with it, they'll think I'm gay. See? That was easy. Why didn't you do it yourself? I'm meeting an important director. I don't want hairs on me. Oh, Christ! Oh, my God!

I hope you die next time.

Christ! Can we help? I'm sorry! Fucking dog! I'm so sorry. We're fine, thank you. I was talking to the lady!

No, not really.

If you need a witness to that assault, I'd be.

What's happened? Jesse thumped Jane.

What are you talking about? It wasn't an assault, it was an accident. That was no accident. It was an unprovoked, vicious attack! I'm calling the police right now! It was an accident! I wouldn't hit her. I saw you and I know you. I know all about you, Joe Scott. Put your cellphone away. It was an accident, not an assault. You ladies are old enough to know the difference. If you don't get outta here, there will be an assault! We were trying to help! He shouldn't get away with it! You should report him! You saw what you wanted to see! Get outta here! You understand me? Put that on your nose. Come and sit down. There you go. Steady. Put your head back. There you go. I. I'll make you some tea, shall I?

You don't know how to make tea. You're gonna leave me, aren't you? What? You're gonna leave me. Are you gonna stand there with your thumb up your ass. Or are you gonna get the phone? Is that a roundabout way of saying you don't wanna discuss it right now? Just tell me! Just tell me, Mum, please. When. Boots has died? Yeah. Yeah, Mum, I'm here. Can you get me a Bloody Mary? Certainly, sir. I'm so sorry I'm late. The traffic was dreadful. Joe Scott, Hollywood's hottest young director, Ritchie Smith. How are you doing? The script is fantastic. Congratulations. Mannie says you've directed some music videos. Did you look at 'em? Fuckin' awesome, ain't they? You didn't send them to me. We didn't? Excuse me. Hello? Yeah. What do you mean? I've been trying to get hold of you for days. Yes, I have! Now is not a good time.