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Of course a new hot topic must have come to town. Well, I think we all know what has to be done. Let's get to it. What the hell are you doing? You should probably get out of here. What the hell are they doing? They're putting an end it to. I've changed back! What? Goth kids burnt down the Hot Topic and sure enough! Soon as they did, I tried eating a hot dog and it tasted good! My vampire teeth even fell out when I bit into it! I'm human again! We have no idea what you're talking about, But we're glad you're home! That's right, son. There's only one thing I care about.
What's that, Dad?
Would you mind telling me why there is rice-a-roni in my coffee? Butters, are you grounded! It worked, Linda. Our son is groundable once more. Fellow students, over the past weeks there's been a lot of confusion. And so we have asked for this assembly. To clarify the difference between goth kids and vampire kids. Let us now, make it abundantly clear. If you hate life, truly hate the sun, and need to smoke and drink coffee, You are goth. If, however, you like dressing in black because it's fun, Enjoy putting sparkles on your cheeks and following the occult. While avoiding things that are bad for your health, Then you are most likely a douchebag vampire-wannabe boner.