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We sent the head vampire to Scotsdale

Oh, man. You've got to be kidding me. Goddamn japs are everywhere.

Mkay, now, right click on menu item "equate all". And type in input "y".

Dude. Are you on America's side? No, I'm on the Japanese side. Who just shot me? Mkay, let's see. A right click in the upper right. But then what the hell. Mkay, kids. I'm gonna need to get some clarification on this. Just keep entering the calculations. I'll be right back.

Vampires meeting in the school gymnasium.

Oh, dude! I wish I had a real flame-thrower. It works awesome on japs! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Stan, we have got a big problem! Dude, what? There's vampires in the school! What? Vampires! I seen 'em! Dude! Who's using the flak jacket cheat? Not a cheat if you rank up!

Whatever, Dracula. Why don't you turn into a bat or something?

There's a vampire on the loose. Then Katie Gelson was hanging out with him. And now she's a vampire, too! There's no such thing as vampires. But there is! You guys gotta believe me!

They have fangs and drink blood and everything! All right. You go document the vampires' movements. So we know what their intentions are. Really? You think that's best? Yeah, now get outta here. All right! If I don't make it back, tell my mom what happened to me.

Isn't this cool? This time of day nobody's in the gym.

We should make this one of our official South Park vampire's club hangouts.

That's an awesome new coat, Mike. Looks totally badass. Don't call me Mike. My name is Vampir now. Oh, that's cool. I'm gonna change my name to Vladimir.

Blood is all clammy and tomatoey.

You can't. It's too close to Vampir. Vampires meeting in the school gymnasium. Leader appears to be a fifth grader. You know that girl Bella in "twilight"? I think I'm like her. I'm a psi vampire. Do you like these sparkles I got? Annie Bartlett is a psi vampire. I'm more a sanguinarian vampire. In that I rely more on the life force energy, per se. I'm gonna be a hybrid vampire. Both psi and sanguinarian. That's Ryan Ellis. Looks like they've gotten to him, too. Lunchtime's almost over. Should we drink some more blood?