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Uh, no, we have seats

Are you currently sharing in the triumph. Of some local sports team? What's wrong with you? you're freaking me out. I'm striking up a casual conversation with you. Please don't do that.

But I'm given to understand that. When you have something awkward to discuss with someone, It's more palatable to preface it with banal chit chat. So, this wasn't the awkward part?

Oh, all right. Oh, good, I used that right. You're aware that leonard has entered into a new. Romantic relationship which includes a sexual component? Okay, feeling the awkward now. Her name is. Dr. Stephanie barnett and she is a highly. Distinguished surgical resident at freemont memorial. Yeah, leonard told me. good. What he may have left out is. How important this relationship is to me. Yes, see, of the handful of women leonard's been involved with, She's the only one I have ever found tolerable. Well, what about me? The statement stands for itself. Well, aren't you sweet? Anyway, should you have any interaction with her, It would be most helpful that she not see you as a sexual rival. Yeah, I think she's pretty safe. You say that now, but consider the following senario. You're sitting in your apartment, It's late, you're alone. Your hypothalamus is swimming in a soup of estrogen and. Progesterone and suddenly even. Leonard seems like a viable sexual candidate. Or a, uh, "hookup".

Oh, good, I used that right.

As it's referred to by today's urban youth. Really? yes. Now, should that happen, I would ask you to find some way to suppress your libido. I could think about you. Fine, whatever works. Always nice talking to you, sheldon. Uh, peace out! Well, this is very pleasant. Glad you're enjoying yourself. And you said there'd never be enough pasta for the three of us. I stand corrected. You know, italian housewives have a rule of thumb. A handful of dry pasta about an inch in diameter is. Sufficient for each person as it doubles in volume when cooked.

Do you? because frankly,

That's very interesting. She doesn't mean it. she's just being nice. Well, stephanie, Since leonard seems to be dropping the conversational ball, I guess I'll just have to pick it up. Have you ever witnessed a violent crime?

What's your favorite fruit? Uh, strawberries. Hmm, technically not a fruit, but all right. Where did you do your medical internship? Uh, lawrence memorial in galveston, texas.

How would the civil war have gone differently.

Really? that's where I was born!

I'm bleeding.

You're kidding!

I spent so much of my childhood at that hospital. When I was 12, I got to ride there in a helicopter. Why, w-w-what happened? Radiation burns. A little mishap while I was building my own cat scanner. I'm sorry, you tried to build your own cat scanner?