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I'd want to stay away from like oat bran.

I used to be an island. I didn't need anybody. Now I can't function for a week without Jordan and the kids. Well, luckily you have a lot of very close, Special friends to help you through this. J.D., stop it. No, you stop it! I'm sorry you had to see me like that. Honest to God, I. I feel like I'm losing track of my identity. This one's for the ladies.

Who the hell is that? It's Skip, the gynaecologist. Are you honestly whining because you feel attached.

To your wife and kids? I like the way I was. Oh, you mean the giant jackass that nobody could stand to be around. For more than 20 seconds? Yes, I love that guy. Me, too. Well, guess what? You're still him.

Is his best friend's junk headed towards him at 40 miles per hour.

Only now when you go home there's actually people there. That are happy to see you. Probably 'cause they don't know any better. That won't end well for you. Okay, What is so funny? I just think it's hilarious that you think. You could stop being a proud Latin woman.

Baby, all your ring tones are bachata music. You're the only nurse in this hospital who demands that any doctor. Who wants a big favour has to ask you in Spanish. So we got a daughter. And life is moving at a really, really fast pace but, baby, You're always gonna be a Latina with an upside down exclamation point. You promise?

Do you even know anybody's real name?

And action. All right, he looks like a serial killer, which is a kind of cereal. I'd want to stay away from like oat bran. Okay. Snoop Dogg Attending.

Thank you, Bob. But I can assure you the one thing I am not is.

I saw him without his pants on once.

You love being edgy, don't you?

And he has crazy, skinny legs like French fries. French fries are sold at McDonald's, whose founder is Ronald McDonald. You saw him without his pants on once. That's popcorn magnate Orville Redenbacher.

And action.

Bad dream, baby? No. It was a great dream. What are you listening to? Some boring medical lecture. Go back to sleep. All right, Jordan, you win.

Why don't we go over this later? Thanks.

I miss you guys. Jordan, would you like to say the same thing? Colonel Doctor. I call him that. Because he looks like that freaky Kentucky Fried Chicken guy. KFC makes coleslaw. Coleman Slawski. Incidentally, my favourite name ever. That's correct. But you also lost the bet. What are you talking about? I won. Nope. That's not fair. Nobody knows your name. You know what that means?

I went out to the side of the road and tried to sell them one time,

Fine, you win. Yep. And you know what that means? It's like this ammonia is seeping into my brain and making me violent. And angry and hateful.

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