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This states that she does not now nor does she intend to play a percussive or brass instrument

Yup, there's no inflammation at all, Sheldon. Then it must be a tumor. Seriously doubt it.

Maybe it's a lingering bacterial infection from all those childhood toilet swirlies. Is that possible? I used to get those all the time. Even in church. Well, if it is from a swirly, there something I can do.

And Penny has clothes to put on, so.

Okay, circle, circle, dot, dot, now you have a cootie shot!

I'm going to bed. Okay, I'll be right in.

Okay, why don't you just tell me what it is you have to tell me?

It's not enough that she mocks me, but that isn't even the correct procedure for a cootie shot. Do you understand that Stephanie's not here to treat your imaginary ailments? How is it imaginary that I keep hearing an octave above Middle C?

Is that imaginary? I don't think so. Good night. Another thing. Under Article One, Section Three of our Roommate Agreement, I'm calling an emergency meeting. No, you're not. Leonard moves the meeting not occur. Is there a second? None heard, the motion fails.

Nice to finally meet you, too.

I'd like to begin the meeting by congratulating you on the progress in your relationship with Dr. Stephanie. That being said, we have to discuss the implementation of the agreed upon "cohabitation" rider. Which has been activated now that the two of you are living together. We're not living together. I beg to disagree.

"A girlfriend shall be deemed quote living with un-quote Leonard. When she has stayed over for A: ten consecutive nights, Or B: more than nine nights in a three week period, Or C: all the weekends of a given month plus three weeknights.

Where did you get the stethoscope and the blood pressure cuff?

That's absurd.

You initialed it. See? L.H., L.H., L.H. Wait, I only initialed it because I never thought it would happen! I initialed another clause naming you my sidekick in case I get superpowers. Hmm, yes, you did. Now, to review, the following provisions are hereby activated:. In the refrigerator, as opposed to us having two separate shelves and one communal shelf,

So, Stephanie, hereththing.

The three of us now get individual shelves and the door becomes communal. Next, apartment vacuuming shall be increased from two to three times a week. To accommodate the increased accumulation of dead skin cells. Third, the bhroom schedule.

Now, I'm given to understand women have different needs, so, we'll have to discuss that.