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Then it's his poopy time

Guys, Sammy's hungry. Can anybody help me out? Sure, sure.

He deserves to know what he's up against. He can handle it.

Pass him over here. I'm about ready to burst. Thanks. I'd do it myself, but I'm all tapped out. Turk and I had a milk fight in the parking lot. Okay, chief, latch on. It's right there. Latch. Latch. He's latched. He's latched. Dude, we said truce. I'm off. You want to go shoot some hoops? I have a baby strapped to my chest. So I just won't pass to you. Cool. Same as always. Or you could spend some quality time with your daughter. It seems like you're giving me a choice, But you're really not, are you? Nope, she's not. And the only way to get free will back. Is to stop caring if you ever get to hit that again.

Am I right? Pretty much. Some of the other board members were saying tomorrow's your birthday. So how old does that make you? Well, that depends.

Sir, I know that you're sensitive about your age,

Are we talking dog years or horny old bastard years? I'll be 58. I didn't know it was your birthday tomorrow! You are definitely getting a cake.

What flavour do you want? Chocolate or vanilla? Wait, don't answer. I'm gonna surprise you. It's going to be chocolate. I like chocolate. Could you also have them write "Mind Your Own Damn Business". In icing and then jam your face into it so the message really sinks in? How's your vacation going at your fire-breathing mother's house? Jackie, you're getting a little too old for that now, pal. You're. You're four. I mean, people are actually even. Starting to understand about a third of what you say. Anyway, so no more silly voice. Okay there, Jumbo?

Way to go, we are all super proud of you.

Glad I could help. Damn, lzzy, you're looking good, girl. Thank you, Sam. You not only have a soft spot in your heart,

Sweetie, I'm so sorry.

But you have one in your head. What do you say we hit up a Wiggles concert, Then go back to my crib and pop open some formula. See what happens. Come here and taste this brown sugar. Taste this brown sugar.

I have a baby strapped to my chest.

Turk, we can't make them kiss until Sam can hold his head up for real.

Now, I know I usually cave,

I miss this, man. If I'm not at work, I'm taking care of lzzy. I feel like I don't get to roll with you or just do goofy stuff. It's just that when I have Sam, I'm so busy, you know?

We're up at 6:00, I feed him, I bathe him, then it's poopy time.