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Więc mieliśmy tu lekcję nauki.

Well, that's why he's really good and I'm not very good. You're doing yourself down. Look at Clarkson there.

I don't even look like you. He had dark hair. You've got grey hair.

You once said when you started there was no comedy -.

I'd like to go just above Jay Kay.

Well, comedy for the working classes was patronising. And it was all Cambridge Footlights. Do you still think that?

It used to be. It used to be crap sitcoms for the working classes. Yeah. Bum titty wee-wee. Yeah, that kind of things. Ooh, madam. And then there was Footlights for the upper classes and nothing in between.

And I think when we started, we just tried to do. Family characters, but they were a bit more intelligent. I think. One of the things I loved was that there was an assumption of knowledge. It was sort of deliberately excluding the stupid. If you didn't know what the Sicilian Defence was in chess,you didn't get one of the jokes. We've got to an age where we just thought, OK, we're going to do. What we want to do and we'll find it funny, and I think it sort of helped our relationship, too. We genuinely enjoyed what we were doing with each other, Rather than just spouting lines that we thought everyone would like.

I want to talk about cars, if I may. Oh yeah, let's talk about cars.

W Blackpool, nasz człowiek kompletnie się nie nudził.

Let's do that. The last time you were on. Is BLEEP really a swear word?

Gdzie jedno dziecko gra ma perkusji, drugie na tubie, trzecie na podwójnym basie.

I thought it just meant bad driver. I get called it a lot, you see. We recommended. Sorry,

'także pomyślałem, żeby zamienić paliwo na prędkość,

Yes, cars. When you were last here,we recommended you bought a Volvo XC90. Yeah, I bought one and I had for three years, and then. Ken Livingstone said it was just above the limit and he was going tocharge ÂŁ25 a day for us to drive it. So I swapped it in for a V70. So do you go down to Cornwall in your Volvo? Yes, we go down to Cornwall in our V70. Prince Harry, Prince whatever he's called, the other one. William. They're all down there, yeah. Come on, Mungo. There's a lot of that. Do you go to Rock? Yeah, we do, yeah. I go surfing. And occasionally the Daily Mail bloody get me. Cos I've got a paunch, you see. When you're in a wetsuit, you look really, really stupid. And they always get me on the. and there's the surfaceboard, About that much, the wave is about that big and you can see the sand at the bottom. I'm like that. Anyway, your lap. OK. It means a lot to me, this lap, because I've been so disgraced in the past. Unfortunately from your point of view, there was a camera down at the Hammerhead when you approached.

Jaki to konkretnie Peugeot?

Who'd like to see that? Yes.

We've never seen anybody ever go off at the Hammerhead. Jonathan Ross got lost at the Hammerhead.