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Otto, I would love to sit around here and talk about religion with you,

Not all types of garlic, but some of the hardneck varieties, Like Rocambole and Chesnok Red are extremely toxic to Nether Folk. Franklin Abercrombie found that out the hard way. When he snuck in a plate of shrimp scampi back in 1958.

Hi, mind if we sit here? I hope we didn't interrupt anything. Not at all. We're just discussing Dow's bad habits. Not exactly good meal time talk. I have a strong stomach, so don't let me interrupt. We've already covered the real vile ones. Uh, nose picking, throat snorting. Testicle scratching.

I always get asked to pick the low hanging fruit.

Okay, maybe we should sit somewhere else.

There is more decency and kindness and humanity.

Back me up here, Pearl. These men, it's always scratch, scratch, scratch. Am I right? No, Jewel, you're not right. It's never scratch, scratch, scratch. That's a myth. Oh, please, Dow. And I suppose men don't scratch? No, technically we do not. Not down in the testicular region. Jeff's right.

Actually, I don't recall trap doors.

From an engineering standpoint, the scrotum is a complete disaster. See, the Good Lord designed the scrotum in such a way. To make it inefficient to simply scratch away at it. It's like, uh, chopping wood on a waterbed. It lacks stability and rigidity. So there are two preferred methods that can be employed to scratch, If you will, your nether regions.

I'm more of a pinch and roll man, myself. Yeah, and I prefer the stretch and flick. The stretch and flick. I, uh, saw Emmitt in the lounge last night. That must have been shortly after we checked his room. He took a bunch of stuff with him. Mostly clothes. Why would he absquatulate? Maybe he found another source of Nether Stone. Did he seem moody? Not at all. In fact, he and Judd Plimmer were laughing and making merry. And having some sort of contest that involved, well, pooting. See? What, what did I tell you about those sloppy Joes? Hmm?

Okay, I'm off. Thanks a lot for all your help today.

A man named Charles Guiteau discovered Garfield was one of us.

I know this can be really overwhelming.

In the early days we'd go out periodically,

No, it's the best way to learn, falling into it. So, it seems like a fun group. And with the Garfield cake and the testicular engineering.

Don't worry, it's not always like that. Damn, I was hoping it was. Um, so are, are you leaving soon, Otto? Yeah. In a little bit, yeah. Do you guys ever do happy hour? I thought maybe we could grab a drink. Or some coffee. I mean, unless you have a, a wife to get home to. Or you have something else to do, or something. I, I don't have a wife, but I have a dog. Oh, you have a dog? What's his name? His name? His, his name is Jeeves.

Just tell her you have family commitments, and be as vague as you like.

That's cute. Maybe another time? Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Maybe another time? What other time you talkin' about? When are you ever going out for a drink? I don't know. Maybe if it was later in the evening? Like Monday night?