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Please can I feel your boobs? No. Don?
Well. hear we are again, Electroclash. Abuse of powers and bringing your cape into disrepute. I don't wear a cape, actually.
Puts my arse in the firing line?
Last time you were in front of the Superpowers Authority. Was for defrauding a cigarette machine. Whoa! Crime of the century! This time it's for exploding a dialysis machine. Self-defence. Electrocuting a monkey.
Er, we could have a fight.
Also self-defence. And erm. something about a vibrator. Oh, very clever. Scribe here is taking notes. What's your power? Shorthand.
Rule Two. Save the sexual innuendo for someone who's interested.
That's not a power. Normally, you would be suspended. But out of respect for your parents, we'll let you off.
Oh, mint! With community service. Zerox, run five of those off for me, please. Bet you're fun at the office party! All right? Hello.
It's not even good PR, cos they can't remember my name.
Look at this. The Hotness, The Hotness, The Hotness, The Hotness.
I'm a superhero! I got ID!
Superhero stickers!
It was you who saved the car ferry.
I can't afford a mouth to piss in and you buy these? One pack had two of me in it. Oh, congratulations! No, Don. The more they print of you, the more shit you are.
It's true. Look who he's with. Space Pony, The Cobbler. Thrush. My problem is, I don't get the right press.