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I'm sure it'll be very hot where I'm going. And even though it's going to be super-hot, I will be bundled up in clothes, barely showing any flesh. I only tell you that because I don't want you to worry. About me getting sunburned. Hef told me what you did, and I don't think it was very sisterly of you. You are so vapid.

Actually, I'm ingenious and philanthropic, and you're a backstabbing bitch. Nice, Shelley. That was awesome. Shelley! I hope everybody at the old folks' home is doing great. And as for the Zeta girls, I'm sure they're doing fine. Oliver, I hope you think of me every once in a while, and when you do. I hope they are good thoughts. Love, Shelley. There you are. So we'll be half Shelley and half who we really are. Can we be 60% Shelley? I mean, say what you want about her, but the girl had style. What? "She had style"? She still does. I mean, she just wants to be back at the Playboy Mansion. Well, whatever we're gonna be, we need to figure out, you guys. We still need 30 pledges by October 15th, or we can just kiss it all goodbye. Who wants to be a part of something real? Zeta.

I can't wait to be back at the Mansion and be a centerfold.

Hi. Zeta. Tell 29 of your friends. Listen up, ladies! Zeta was founded on the tenets of sisterhood, Friendship and philanthropy.

Here you go. Yeah, and since then, we've added some pretty kick-ass parties to the list. Yeah, but instead of judging and rejecting.

"Okay, I'm sure the nose surgeon would take the Porsche as a trade-in.".

We'll put all the pledges we get into a bowl, and we'll draw 30 names out. Natalie? What'd you do to your hair? I could change it back. Why? Everyone gets haircuts. People have lots of different styles all over the world. In China, they usually tend to layer it, I've noticed.

This isn't China, though. So, I just. You know, I could put it back to how it was. Oh, no, no. Why, why, why? You look great. I do? Yeah. Well, I mean, you looked great before, with the hair. But, I mean, this feels more you. I mean, besides, it's not like I want you to be my girlfriend. Just because of your hairstyle. So. Your girlfriend? Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.

"Please move out of the Mansion immediately.".

It's kind of presumptuous.

It's like, "Hey, you wanna be my girlfriend? Sit next to me.".

No, no. I mean, you don't wanna be my girlfriend. You got guys falling from trees for you, and it's like. Here I am, just a goofy dude. "Goofy dude"? Colby, I want to be your girlfriend more than an electron wants to attach to a proton. That much? Yeah. What? What? Did I mess that up? Because I can do that so much better. No, I was just thanking Shelley.

Oh. Thank you, Shelley.

But there was this boy there.

Okay, guys. Close your eyes. This is it. We're gonna keep the Zeta house. Oh, my gosh. Go, Zeta! Go, Zeta! Go, Zeta! Go, Zeta! Lilly, go mail the bids. Are you new on campus? I don't think we've ever met. I'm Cole. Cole Trickle. Yes. Yes, I just transferred. My name is Lilly. That girl over there just dropped these on the floor, And she's really into that guy. And I don't want to interrupt her. Okay. Can you mail these out for her? Sure thing. You should totally mail me your number sometime. Just give it to me. I have a great memory.

Where are my envelopes? Oh, you dropped them, but I got it, and they're gonna be mailed right out. Oh, thank you so much. Okay, my number's 7-6. Anyways, it was great meeting you, Nelly.