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I think you know. Yeah, know what? Does anyone happen to know what 15% of 4,300 is? Michael's a genius. Right.
Why did you say dollars? Because that is how my mind works. What's 15% of 200? Everyone, michael is returning the surplus so he can keep 15% as a bonus. Wait, what?
There he is! There he is!
You can do that? Hey, michael, what's 394 times 5,912? You're gonna give yourself a bonus of $645 instead of. Getting the entire office something it really needs. I don't need $645. I already have $645, more or less. You're gonna get us a copier then? This is stupid. Or chairs. So, so stupid. That's my phone. I didn't hear a phone. To be continued.
Yeah. Yeah, right.
No, i don't--. This doesn't change anything.
I have a very important decision to make. We need a new copier. We need new chairs. And i need to figure out a way to keep this money without having everybody hate me. Hey, tuna, check it out. Tuna sandwich. Just like you. Now i have to take care of a legal issue. Was that hot or what? So what's it gonna be? Michael, you have to make a decision. The day is almost done.
Let me just say you've been promising me this chair since the day you hired me. You are a smart guy. I know you'll do the right thing. You think it's easy?
We would love to have you.
It's your job. Okay, you know what? Why don't you guys de?
I am going to get up and i'm gonna be out in the common area. But you need to decide. Otherwise, i'm taking the bonus. It is a classic management tacit. You have two sides, a deadline.
And i have seen angela naked zero times.
You know that neither of them are gonna concede. What you do is you put them in the room and you just. Hey, we're going with the chairs. I just figured i'd rather have new chairs than nothing at all. Thanks, michael. Good work. I'm proud of you. What did we learn this week? Well, one, thanks to me, My team is much, much faster at coming to decisions. Than i thought they would be. Number two, never buy a fur coat with a credit card. Until you absolutely have the money to pay for it. And three, you should now that some people think it's cool. To throw buckets of fake blood on you. As you are walking out of burlington coat factory. Yeah, i guess. I won.
You did win.