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No, i know it. All ri-all right, all right, all right. You know what?

Because granola boy called, and they've got some fresh granola in. This is awesome. I mean, it's, uh, awkward. I don't know why i said "awesome," 'cause it's not. It's awkward. Mostly because he's wearing my shirt. Yeah. Yeah. I'lluh, go change. Good plan. All right, well, that went really well, huh? No.

Okay, so i'm gonna put these fluorescent bulbs in all of the lamps.

But i'm glad, because now you owe me a favor. My mom's coming in from canada for the week. Wait a minute. She's in canada? You're canadian? Yeah. Why? It's just not something that you eaboot. Anyway, look, she knows we broke up. What she doesn't know is that i live on your couch and that your boyfriend wears my shirts.

Got it. You want me to moveoot. Okay. Well, what should i-should i come by and say hi to r? Or let me guess. She hates me. Oh, she might, if she ever met you. You said you never mixed boyfriends and parents. That's not true. I mean, i obviously introduced you to my parents. Well. Sort of. Oh, i can't do this. I can't do this.

And maybe about an hour and a half too long-lecture.

Oh, what is wrong? It's just-being in your parents' house. They're in myrtle beach. You know, it's your childhood room.

I i don't know if i can do it in front of this many unicorns. Well, unless you want to do it in front of the guys reflooring my apartment,

Then this is gonna have to do. Okay. Hey, sammy, i saw your car in the driveway. Oh, my god!

Hey, daddy. You guys bring me anything? It's okay. You can have the apartment. I'll. Go stay at my. Parents'hoose. Why would you invite your boyfriend to meet your parents? Seriously, you need a handler. You cannot be left alone. I don't want things in my life to be separate.

You know, i like everything individually, so why wouldn't i like them all mixed together? You like your red wine, right? Yeah, i love it. You like martinis? Sure. Enjoy. Thank you. I will. I'd just be happy to mix with my own boyfriend, but chase is always busy. I've been trying to get him to go see that movie "australia" with me. I mean, i even told him, it's a big romance starring hugh jackman.

And maybe about an hour and a half too long-lecture.

What more could a guy want?

He used to want to spend every second with me. Now i never see him. I see him every day. Believe me. You're not missing anything. Yes. That's an idea.