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I'll have the lamb

About your perfect wedding day. Ever since you were a little girl? Yeah. Totally. My sister is stealing my dream wedding.

Down to every last detail-on Shelter Island,at sunset, .just down the beach from our family's. Old summer house. It's my dream wedding. I'm gonna finish this. Uh, the lamb here is supposed to be great. Oh. I'm a vegan. I wish Icould tune out that moral voice.

Inside me that says eating animals is murder,

But I guess I'm just not as strong as you are. That's 'cause you need protein. I'll have the lamb. Okay, new goal: I want our wedding. To kick her wedding's ass. I want our wedding. To take her wedding's head and shove it in the toilet. And flush it, like, 20 times. Oh, Ted, in high school, you were her wedding, weren't you? You know, she's always trying to one-up me. I mean, I lo her, but.

There's a little part of me that kinda wishes. This whole thing would just fall apart. I hate him. I hate him! God, thissteak is so good! Four days to g and he just runs off.

Not yet. Soon.

With the vitamin consultant from Whole Foods? I gave up makeup for him. I gave up showering for him. I gave up shaving my armpits for him. Hard to imagine where it all went wrong. And now it's so close to the wedding.

There's like bacon or something. In this dipping sauce. I love it. I can't get any refunds. I'm gonna be out thousands of dollars. NARRATOR:Kids, when you're in a relationship, You develop a kind of telepathy with your partner. STELLA (thinking): What do you think? We could help her out.

TED (thinking):No, Stella, we should help her out.

Let's pay for dinner. Don't worry. We got this. That's right. We'll take over your wedding, pay you back. For everything you spent. Ted and I will get married this Sunday. Wow. We're getting married this Sunday?

Are we sure we're ready for this? Ted, I wasted years trying to get Lucy's dad. To decide he was "ready" for this, But he never got ready for this. That's why we never got married. Come on, let's just be spontaneous. I used to dream that Tony would be spontaneous like this.

Okay, I'm in. And I'm also. spontaneous. I wish I hadn't done that.

Kids, morals usually come at the end of stories, But this one is so important, I'm gonna tell you now:. Don't ever, ever invite an ex to your wedding. If someone had given me that advice, Well, it would have changed everything. Come on, you've got to come, it's my wedding. I can't. I'm in Tokyo. It's my first week on the job. I can't just take off.