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I only came to say goodbye. I'm a bit surprised he's here already

But what unites our two countries?

Well, I'll tell you the answer to the question I've just asked. As soon as I've finished saying this sentence. It's the people. The people of Britain and America.

Crazy. You shouldn't be running this gay society. I should.

Let's look at them now, in Little Britain USA.

The most important person in America, is the President, Who today is meeting his French counterpart. I think, perhaps at the next meeting of the UN, We should propose a motion to instigate a trade embargo. I think I will be able to sell the idea to my cabinet, but. I worry what the rest of Europe will think. I believe we need to present the strongest case we can, then put it to the vote. Morning, Mr President. Good morning, Prime Minister. Who's this? Ah! This is President Montand of France.

Yeah, I know who he is. What's he doing here? Pleased to meet you, Prime Minister. Can I have a word? Myself and President Montand are having a meeting. I only came to say goodbye. I'm a bit surprised he's here already. I don't understand.

Well, I haven't even left yet! You've already got one of your Euro sluts in. President Montand and I have a lot to discuss before next week's UN summit. I don't like him.

They've approved it, so the merger should be finalised by Thursday.

I don't like the way he looks at you. I don't know what you mean. I don't know if it's love or lust, but he's obviously got something for you. Don't be ridiculous! He's not gay! He's married! Gentlemen, are you going to be long? Sorry, dear, I don't speak French!

And I was like, "Oh, my God!

Is there a problem?

I've got a problem. Excuse me. The President and I were in the middle of a very important meeting.

As you know, France and America have a special relationship.

Yes, we do have a special relationship. But I thought you said we had a special relationship! Well, ha! How many special relationships are you having?! You are being ridiculous.

Yeah, not too close, dear. Ooh, she reeks of garlic. Prime Minister, I'm sure you don't wish to delay your plane. I'll see you next week at the summit. Oh, you want me to go? Oh, well, that's fine, actually, cos I was gonna go anyway. I've actually got a meeting with the President of Russia. Me and him are having a special relationship now.