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I've given my time to you as well already. I have a few dailies I write for. Two weeklies. Not to mention TV tapings and radio shows I host. I need to finish a novel in time for a book fair. I don't even know what I'm going to be writing yet. Do you realize how many deadlines I missed for being with you? If we don't seal this deal tonight, I'm not going to be able to start the novel tonight. Hello listeners, it's the "You don't know Jack show". The topic of the day is. A virgin's time. There's a type of virgin I hate in this world, The type who doesn't know that a flower wilts soon after blooming,

The type who doesn't know how to strike while the iron is hot. These women will deservingly. Die as a virgin. He's referring to me.

Now I have to say.

Just because I refused to sleep with him. He's taking it out on me. Well, the guy thought you were treating him to a meal.

Then you flaked out the last minute. Men have a tendency to get angry in these situations. Also let me tell you a known fact. Talented men tend to be less forgiving.

Remember that. Talent and forgiveness are inversely proportional in men. I guess you're the forgiving kind. Not at all. Ok, let me ask you three questions. Firstly, which event does Pamela Anderson. Have a good chance of winning at the Olympics? The 100 meter breast strokes. Secondly, why do politicians like push up bras? They make mountains out of mole hills. Lastly, are you free tonight?

Good morning.

I feel better now.

They just want new things all the time, so we keep switching packaging.

I better get back to work That's good. Thank you for making me laugh.

Both the radio and the host are broken.

So, that move, that was called the superman. It's a butterfly and into an extended butterfly. The next one I'm gonna show you is actually called the hand's spring.

And finally, the next one is a knee hold.

Come on, let's do over.

Everyone, those high difficulty maneuvers.