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He actually felt better coming out of the breakup than he did going in

Maybe we should put a dollar in the jar, prime the pump. What are we, a piano bar?

I'll take 15 lemonades. Make that 16. If you had your way, I'd walk you every day. Eh! Stop pushing! Six cups, please. And put it on my tab. Keep moving, deadbeat. Cash only.

Fine. Lemonade's for babies anyways. I'm going to Moe's, for beer! Have fun drinking your lemonade, babies! Lisa, can Daddy borrow your bike? Hey, Moe, give me a. Homer, shush! We're watching Krabappel try to break up with Skinner. Seymour, I have something difficult I want to say to you. I understand. It can be very difficult for a woman to propose marriage. But I am willing to go halvsies on a ring. Any of you lugs want to break up with my boyfriend for me?

Lisa, can Daddy borrow your bike?

I'll buy you a beer. Seymour, Edna asked me to talk to you. Splendid! Shall we discuss music or the weather? No, this is about you. Edna wants to break up. She wants to break up? Yeah. With me? Yeah. Look at it this way: you're a free man. Unlike me. You have all your hair. Unlike me. No kids tying you down. Or a crippling mortgage that you refinanced at 26%. Because a dancing Internet cowboy told you to. Oh, God, I hate my life. Gee, compared to you, my life is one big half-day. Exactly. You're good looking, you have a decent job. What lonely widow wouldn't consider you an option? Thanks, Homer. I don't think the school pep squad could've cheered me up more, And they were state runners up in 1997. Homer, that was amazing.

He actually felt better coming out of the breakup than he did going in. Say, Homer, you're real good at this. Think you could dump my girlfriend Doreen for me? Doreen. She's cheated on you with everyone. Well, except for me. And I've showered her with gifts--. Fancy soaps and massage oils and, uh, what have you. Ooh, here she comes. Work your magic, Homer. Is Lenny here? Oh, I'm afraid Lenny's dead. What? I just talked to him. And you will again, because he isn't really dead. And now this next piece of news won't seem so bad. Lemonade! We want lemonade! Don't worry, folks. Our master chef is stirring up a fresh batch. Stop that transaction!

I'm a part-time field agent with the Springfield Department of Commerce. Great gig. It is a great gig. May I see your vendor's license? Um, I think it's. We don't have one. 35 cents? Where did that come from? Can't be mine. Must be yours. I don't care if it's 45 cents, I don't want it.

Submit this form to the License Bureau. Until then, this stand is closed. Geez, I'm thirsty. You got any lemonade? Not anymore! BUREAU OF LICENSES AND PERMITS. DRIVE, MARRY AND HUNT, ONLY $49,95. Come on already. Come on, come on. I was halfway through an operation when my license expired. I'll get to you, just as soon as I finish this crossword puzzle. Ah, no, come on. Let's go, buddy. I left bananas in my car.

Well, except for me. And I've showered her with gifts--.

Let's see, uh, ten across: "Franklin Roosevelt's middle name.". Excitement. Oh, wait, that don't fit. Maybe you could use some help. "FDR's middle name": "Delano.".

"Oxidized surface": Well, that's "rusty.". "Bartenders serve them 'dirty.'". Ham sandwiches! No, "martinis.". One more word! "Singer of Yentl," 13 letters.

I got it! "Isaac Bashevis!". Now, give me my license! Give everyone their license! Whoo, what is a four-letter word for "hero"? "Hero." Yes, but I meant "Lisa.". Lisa! Lisa!

Y'ello. Homer? It's your old roommate, Grady.

And your car antenna has been straightened and re-balled.

The gay guy? That's not all I am! Well, it's a lot of what I am. Any-hoo, I heard how good you are at breaking up couples. I need your help to break up with Julio, 'cause I met someone new, someone much more cool and refreshing. Got it. Marge, I'm going to a hardcore gay club, And I won't be home till 3:00 in the morning! Ay carumba! Bart, I've fallen in love with crosswords. It finally happened. You've gone completely fruit loops. "Fruit Loops." That's the answer to 38 down: "Toucan's delight.".