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Hardly. We're just trying not to argue

Hardly. We're just trying not to argue

That includes your stick with gay magic, all right?

Bloody sorcerers. Don't know why we let them in. They reckon they're proper superheroes. Yeah, get back to the end of the pier!

Ooh! Are these whooshy doors? Yes.

He wrote me a letter. He says he's really changed. They always say that, but deep down, they're all still bastards. Darling, you're so cynical. I've just heard it all before. "I used to be a super villain but that was the old me.". Such a cliche. I've heard that line more times than I've had hot. Spunk in my eyes. What are you laughing at? It's me, isn't it? When we laugh it's not automatically about your jiggly boy boobs. They don't jiggle, they flex. What's that? A letter from a super villain I caught last year. You remember that creepy bloke, Lightkiller? Yeah, what was his power again? Switching lights out, you idiot. Right, Lightkiller. Makes sense. Jenny's gonna meet him at his place. Prison. If he says he's changed, then he's changed. What's the worst that can happen? He could break out, abduct you, torture you,

Well, you can't win 'em all. Yes, I can, Hotpants.

Starve you, decapitate you, bleed you,

Then skin you and turn your floppy carcass. Into some kind of rucksack, for example. I don't care. I'm still excited. Come on! You dropp me off on the way to your job? I hate corporates. Don, explain to me again your exact definition of a retired superhero. Running out of money. And in Spain, we have a saying. "You cannot ride the donkey and suck his cock all at the same time.". Know what I mean? That'll be a no. I think it's great Don's finally getting back on the horse. Not horse meaning heroin. I miss the heroin.

Still dead, thanks for asking.

Wait a minute, both of you are going? Yeah. At the same time? Both of you? It'll be fine. Just sit here and argue, like you normally do. We're not gonna argue. We'll be fine, right? Yeah, we can do this. We're adults. Well, I'm an adult. Screw you. In your dreams, titty boy. Going well so far. SPA! That's ironic, isn't it? Cos prison's not exactly a relaxing holiday. Ooh! Are these whooshy doors? Yes.

May I? Yes. So. Sorry, can I just.? They've really got that noise right. That is the perfect whoosh. At last we meet again. Sorry, can I? Just one more time.

Yeah, go on, then. Thanks. So, Mr. Timebomb? You've bodyguarded for us before? Yeah, yeah, but not since '97. Anything I should worry about? Let's just say I prefer to avoid tunnels and Paris.

Right. Have you ever hit a child, Mr Timebomb? I don't think so. Wait until you meet the Prince! I'm having. quite. a bad nervous breakdown right now. No problem. Me, too. Great. Cos we believe there'll be an assassination attempt. On the Prince's life. OK.

I'm having. quite. a bad nervous breakdown right now.

There's one very important fact I need to know. If you give me the wrong answer, we have no chance of making it through tonight. Go on. Does the limo have a mini bar? If we can't say anything nice, we shouldn't say anything. You're right. Absolutely.