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We're six. We are stupid and juvenile. Vodka cranberry. Gin and tonic. Scotch and soda. Could I see a menu? Ted, I'm going to go get you a menu. But I promise you, I will come back. Okay, we have to start going someplace else. At this bar, I'm always going to be the guy who got left at the altar.

That sucks! We lost Barney. What do you mean? There's a girl over there in a tight red sweater. So he's not listening to a word anyone's saying. Right, Barney? See, he figured out a while back he could fake an entire conversation. Just by saying titles of black sitcoms from the 70's and 80's. Want to go upstairs and do stuff to me that I won't even let Marshall do?

You don't want to grab it? Come on.

What the hell is this? Have. you met Ted? We're not playing "Have you met Ted?". I pick up a lesbian. .crumbled, so he's on the ground, right? And we're just kicking him! He's making that face, all shaking.

So, anyway, what we did was we left him there. Top you off? Are you looking at my hair? No, sir. I was not. It's a toupee. Is that funny? You want to laugh it up? Is it funny, guy?

Why don't you grab it?

Excuse me? Go ahead, grab it right off my head. You don't want to grab it? Come on. Come on, go ahead and grab it. Want to grab it off my head? Grab my toupee right off my head. I like you guys! Hey-hey! There they are! Hey, you guys want your booth? Oh, no. We're fine over here. Yeah? Yeah? No, it's fine, it's fine. You two lovebirds! Let's take this somewhere else booth's reserved. Let's go! Now! Come on! Let's see some hustle, Father. Up you get. Okay, guys, here we are!

What the hell is this? Some guys are sitting in our booth. But you know what? This is fine. Let's go, I'll take care of it.

Are you Ted Mosby?

Oh, boy, there he goes. Ladies, if you'll please adjourn to your usual booth. Gentlemen, I will require your assistance outside. Our assistance? We're going to go out in the alley and fight those guys. What's happening now? Synchro: ShalimarFox, Arrow. I'm sorry, did you just say. Those guys are being inconsiderate, okay? So we're going to go outside and cave in their skulls, OK?

This will be fun! He wants us to fight? Like, Like, with our hands and stuff? And feet maybe? I don't know what the rules are.

And everyone is going to sleep with me again.

Should we go out there? Come on, There's only 3 things you'll ever see me fight:. The stubborn clasp of a bra, Sexual harassment charges, nine for nine, And the urge to vomit when I see someone wearing. Brown shoes with a black suit. Dude, fighting is for losers. We're civilized guys. Civilized guys don't fight. Unless it's with lightsabers. But that's like three to five years away. Well, that's not true. Robin, I'm on the forums every day. Three to five Thanksgivings from now,

I'm going to be carving the turkey with Old Green. No, I'm saying there are plenty of legitimate reasons. To get in a fight, it might not be pretty,