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And if I don't do it now, I'll never get to go. And I'll always resent you for it. You don't want me to resent you, do you? So you're dumping me? Let's be adults about this.

Frame him for using drugs.

Let's have sex one more time, And if you have any extra cash, that would be amazing. Hey, do you mind if we make a stop on the way home.

Sure. Cool.

What are we doing at your parents' house? I have a surprise for you. All right. Ready? Close your eyes. Open your eyes. Ta-Da! I don't get it. I bought it. Let's go inside. I'll show you inside. So if you can believe it, I did it without a realtor. So saving on closing costs is good. And, uh, we can put all of the money to de-Shag the carpet. Which I think will help. The color situation. Yeah, I am really sorry about this. I tried to move it, But he is really nailed in there. Worried about art theft, I guess. A lot of art thieves in this neighborhood. This is the master bedroom. But I'm actually not allowed in here, so. So I'm still in the process of converting the garage. It's got great light in here. And I was thinking it could be perfect. For an art studio. Look, I know. I bought this without asking you. And it doesn't look great. I know that. And if you really hate it, I totally understand. It's just-I love it. Yeah, I love it. ??? You bought me a house. Oh, my God. You bought me a house!

Yeah, I did. Um, do we have to sleep in your parents' bedroom? No, We'll just board that up. It'll be that weird spare room that people ask us about.

Listen, I may have inside information.

And the clown? Yeah, I can't-Really can't move him.

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come, And I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, But I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. 30 years later, I get a post card. I have a son, and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover.