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Do you think I need to grow up?

That's a girl. Stop ruining it! Why do you have to ruin things? I'm having a moment here! It must suck that Sam and Kim moved. What can I do, you know? She took a job at another hospital.

But they only moved, like, 40 minutes away.

And the fact that you came to me means everybody else thinks so, too.

I'm gonna see Sam all the time. Matter of fact, I'm going there tonight. I need to lose two pounds. Since Keith and I broke up, I haven't been eating or sleeping very well, So I'm down a dress size. You look like you've been sick. Turk, that's so sweet.

You need to gain some weight.

Come on, baby. Let's go see how much you weigh. Oh, no! J. D! You think that this is the way to treat.

Two hundred and ten pounds!

What's it say? Problem, ladies? Damn you, Carla, and your giant rubber stamps. Let her go, Turk! Let her go! Hey, if you're gonna drive that gas guzzler,

Well, what about you?

The least you can do is carpool. Hey! I don't see you bringing anybody to work.

Actually, Dan, I was wondering.

Hey! I just dropped my mom off at the mall. She sits on the seat and then holds on. By tucking her hands inside my bike shorts. That's disgusting.

Yeah. Doesn't feel right. Hey, is your engine still running? Yeah. I let it run all day so I can leave the air conditioner on. That way it's nice and cool when I drive home. I got to gas up sometimes over lunch, but it's worth it.

Then I guess you won't care if I do this.

It will change your life. They're ruining the planet. You know what really sucks?

Being trapped in an elevator with you while you whine about your stupid life? You know what? It's actually okay. All I need's a little white noise. Yeah, I've got this new kid, but it's come at the crappiest time in my life. Plus, I'm making that 40-minute drive on a scooter.

And if I ever want to bring Sam here, I can't, Because his stupid flopsy baby neck isn't strong enough to wear a helmet. Later. Later. Anyway, you want to know. The cherry on top of the crap sundae that is my life? Tomorrow my loser brother's coming here. Not happy. Dude, you need some perspective.